rihannas the kind of friend who always ignores you when you’re hanging out in a group ugh
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“shine bright like a diamond” rihanna uttered, breaking down cultural boundaries with her moving lyrics
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some African movie my mom got in da house. I crack up everytime i see it
LMFAO MY MOM HAS EVERY FUCKING PART
yo son, she got the other parts too. I can’t Breathe.
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Francesca Thinking typing S&M on Omegle would link her to a Rihanna fan
Stranger: so into s&m?
Francesca: Yeah love it its so catchy!
Stranger: Sub?
Francesca: I guess, with meatballs though!
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My Date With Rihanna- A Memoir: Part 2 (A Preview!)
“Remember, Caroline, always use you’re sassy yet sensible fashion sense for good,” Jesus said to me as the heaven started to blur, and I heard a ringing sound in my ear. Confused and groggy, I opened my eyes, only to find myself in Lankeneau Hospital. Ugh, I should have known I wasn’t really in heaven when my 72 virgins were all Steve Carrel impersonators and paradise was ski resort in Scranton. Both frightened, and excited that this might be the experience I needed to become a medical soap actress, I glanced around the room for a nurse. George Clooney was not in sight, but I saw Rihanna, asleep on the chair next to my bed. That’s when it all started to come back to me, my night with Rihanna. It’d been going great, until- Katy Perry.
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